You went in for milk but left with shampoo, candles, and the entire history of the Byzantine Empire.” Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target. “But instead of never growing up, she never gets to the point. Rachel Maddow is “The Peter Pan of MSNBC,” she said. “Congratulations! Like when a #MeToo works out.” “I watch Morning Joe every morning,” she confided, noting Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough are engaged. “This is not a good slogan,” she advised, telling them it’s what their mom thinks that “new sad show on NBC is called.” “We’ve got MSNBC here,” she said, noting its new slogan is This Is Who We Are. This dinner is for journalists,” the comic said, getting some applause in the massive ballroom. “People want me to make fun of Sean Hannity. “Fox News is here, so you know what that means, ladies: Cover your drinks,” Wolf warned. The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles.” Wolf credited CNN with loving to “break news. Tapper’s network, CNN, which loves to cut to its table at the clambake whenever their networks is referenced, held off for maybe the first time in WHCD history. “Except for you, Jake Tapper,” Wolf enthused.
“I know a lot of you want me to talk about Russia, Putin and collusion,” she said, but would decline because “I never wanted to know what any of you look like when you orgasm.”
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